kewpiemilk

for a long long time, ive been fixated on the concept of internet lolcows; individuals who showcase their eccentricities online and gain a following because of them. ive done sooo much research on cows, primarily chris-chan, nemu, pixyteri, and soren hayes. and the more ive researched them, the more i realize.. wow, im not too different from them.

so heres a small list of lolcow-ish traits that i have!

- like the vast majority of cows, i am autistic.
- i have no irl friends because of my poor social skills and being a shut-in/hiki.
- my room is almost always a mess.
- i hoard anime & vidya merch, and i spend most of the money i get on them.
- i don't have a job.
- i have an unhealthy/bland diet, or what i like to call a "kibble diet" because i mainly live off of dry snacks like crackers or cereal.
- i obsess over specific fictional men/husbandos to the point where i consider them my boyfriends.
- i get really upset when i don't receive enough attention online.
- i also feel upset when people are more passionate about my interests than me, ESPECIALLY if they like my husbandos. i found someone who liked one of my husbandos a lot and i felt like crying.
- when im at my lowest, ill seek validation from men i meet online, even though i hate being sexualized.
- i use xenogenders unironically.
- i delete my socials often out of fear of being stalked.
- i have weird fetishes (guro, omorashi, sometimes emeto..)
- i do a poor job at taking care of myself, and i often look unkempt.